The best part of wasting the Whole Day is that it's Wholly yours to Waste.
Wouldn't you know it. I'm so dang popular in the world that wine has been made just for me. For Christmas I was delighted to open a gift containing a bottle of Lazy Bones wine. Who would guess there is wine called Lazy Bones? The black and white label design irremediably caught my eye and even has a cat on it along with a butt naked woman. I suppose truly being lazy would never have a picture of a runner.
The label says
I don't care if you call me Lazy Bones. I love to lounge away the day alone. Why mix with others when being myself is beautiful? When the day's at my pace, I can relish small pleasures like ripe cherries, spiced blackberries, the aroma of sweet wood and fresh herbs. Afterall, there's no shame in putting off for today what can truly wait till tomorrow.