I'll take a break in my story to talk about a couple of years ago I went running in the winter and it was really cold. I had tights on and was still cold. Matter of fact, I was so cold that I couldn't feel the water dripping from the unclosed water bottle onto my butt and down my legs. Since it was a long run I was wet (and short on water) the rest of the run. The moral of the story is if something is frozen don't go dumping water on it.
You would think that I would feel my jeans getting wet. But no, because I was icing and the area was already cold, I never noticed that the hole in the bag was leaking water and my butt was getting all wet. Good thing it was after 5pm and not many people are still in the office. Quitting time!